i don’t have a BYF or anything, here’s a link to my about page if you want to see a few tags i use a lot. i don’t really regulate my notes/followers much but if i’m sensing a troublesome vibe i will usually just block somebody, LMK if anybody i’ve been naively interacting with is like horrible and i haven’t noticed i guess.
…anyway, i have a webcomic that i host right here on tumblr. i’m including it in this pinned just so people know about it but you should open it up on desktop browser for actual coherent pagination, i need the clout of posting it on tumblr for my effort to feel worth the level of engagement i get on it. it is a d&d-inspired fantasy webcomic about lady adventurers. a lot of it is dumb jokes but there’s also a story now!
I get the shaving thing i'm mlm and my favorite part of period pieces if homoerotic straight razor shaving
homoerotic straight razor shaving is literally the most powerfully sensual thing on earth to me. i actually had a barber once use a straight razor to clean up my neckbeard and it wasnt like horny but i was like hello. i love to see a man handling a blade with skill. to tap into the ancestral collective grooming instinct. the trust. you either have to stand right behind someone or sit directly in front of them to do it. the fact that neck stubble is kinda sexy
i don’t relate to that post about wanting to fuck those soaps with a hole for your dick in them because the part of my brain that matches being a man with various euphorias & dysphorias each day is too busy getting an almost sexual thrill out of being able to shave my facial hair if i choose
But hear me out: the calder-albin dynamic is starting to become very fun... It was kind of set up in ep 6 but ESPECIALLY after ep 9
What r ur thoughts? 🤨🤔
i’m still not caught up and i’ve gathered that there’s more to it but where i am now it’s unbelievably funny. i love that calder just hates him for literally no reason.
came up with an amazing new comedy bit last night where my character is a weimar era german expressionism film fan but talks about it like the MCU. “Ja you need to stay until zhe end credits of “das cabinet” because zhe fraulein from metropolis shows up because zhere going to team up take down M”
losing my fucking mind peyton “has started at least 4 completely fake internet conspiracy theories“ thomas, the guy who got his south park fanfic published as an original ya novel by filing off the serial numbers, that fucking guy got a thread going viral on twitter abt how louisa may alcott was definitely 100% a trans man by CHERRY PICKING HALF-SENTENCES OUT OF HER WRITING, and NO ONE on twitter dot com is aware that this is coming from a person who’s been lying on the internet for fun for OVER A DECADE
Yeah, I wasn’t gonna go out cissplaining to all my trans friends sharing that thread, but I read the (current) definitive biography of LMA a couple of years ago, after I saw Little Women, and I was like, “I remember those quotes, there was a lot more to them than this.”
(However there is nothing wrong with filing the serial numbers off your fic to publish it, that is entirely normal and acceptable and it’s weird when people act like it’s shady.)
The filed off fic was originally for South Park and he filed off the serial numbers by making a Jewish character Irish (and experiencing “hibernophobia”, a word actually used in this book in 2022) and making Cartman Iranian-American while keeping all the homophobia/misogyny/racism that’s in character for Cartman from South Park. Filing off the serial numbers is not what’s wrong with that book what’s wrong with the book is everything else about it
Anyway it’s not really relevant here I just mentioned it bc it’s the last time Peyton was on the dashes and Twitter feeds of people so it’s likely to be the most recent thing people remember him from
Are Nick and the other two in the same world as Mary and Ewan?
yep :) so far all my vampire characters go under the same heading. there’s a bunch of vampire factions and some vampire slayer factions and some miscellaneous humans. i may make a post explaining it some day
hey jsyk, that antifascistelmo post that starts with "No matter how progressive or well-read you are" was plagiarized word for word from a 2020 post by tikkunolamorgtfo (elmo's acknowledging this now in a pinned post with a weird non-apology but still hasn't deleted it for some reason?? it's a weird situation)
that’s weird. they have since changed their pinned and deleted the post last i checked though
